The train wreck that is Britney Spears continued to pile up today, as we all watch in amazement. A Los Angeles court has ordered pop singer Britney Spears to give up custody of her children effective Wednesday at noon. Spears’ former husband, Kevin Federline, is to retain custody of their two sons “until further order of the court,” according to a ruling by Superior Court Judge Scott Gordon.

WOW! For Britney, a celebrity and millionaire, to lose custody of her kids to the likes of Federline, the judge has to think she is totally incapable of being a mother. I mean for any mother to lose her kids in a custody battle is a long shot, but Spears having to give up her kids to Federline is a complete condemnation of Britney as a mother. It was not clear what led to Monday’s decision awarding Federline full custody. Last month, a judge ordered Spears, 25, to submit to random drug tests after finding she engaged in “habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol.” Gordon ordered Spears to spend eight hours per week working with a “parenting coach,” who was to observe her interactions with her children. The Judge, also told both parents to avoid alcohol or “other non-prescription controlled substances” 12 hours before taking custody of the children.

Apparently Britney could not comply with those court ordered conditions. Let alone being a completely crazy white trash freak. Spears allegedly, was constantly walking around her house naked, drinking and smoking, blowing cigarette smoke in the kids faces. Those poor kids, now have to live with the degenerate freeloader, Kevin Federline, in his obvious attempt to get more of Britney’s money.

The former couple has been embroiled in a bitter custody fight over their sons, Sean Preston and Jayden. Monday’s order comes amid a career free fall for Spears, whose new album is due to be released November 13. An album that does have a good chance at being a big hit. Why not? Her fan base is still there and all her other albums have been hits. So why not this next one? That won’t help her case however, she’ll just have more cash to send over to Kev and the Kids. So go ahead and buy Britney’s album, download her songs, every penny counts for KFed.
…Stupid DEEP!

Check out a fascinating look at Britney hanging out at home. A look inside the mind of a FREAK!

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I hate the boring Paris Hilton. Ever since she got out of jail, she has been trying to be good and has became really boring, no comedy at all. She wants to work for charities, she wants to have babies, she hasn’t been posing for the paparazzi, no funny comments. The only interesting thing she’s done since getting out of the joint, was go out with Vincent Chase from ENTOURAGE (I’m sure she thinks that’s really his name).
Until Sunday night, at an Emmys after party in Hollywood. Paris was at Les Deux Nightclub boozing it up with some friends all night. As she stumbled out of the club at 2AM, she was trying to avoid the photographers and staggered into a puddle of disgusting dirty Hollywood bum piss water, and almost fell. As she was steadied by her driver and friends, she screamed, “…I’m going to get aids”

I guess she thought the bum water could give her aids. Later that evening the driver took her home, at least she learned enough not to drive after a drunken night. When they got to her Parent’s mansion in Bel Air at 3AM, she realized she had forgot the keys. Having the courtesy not to wake up anyone in the house, she told the driver to hold her shoes and decided to drunk climb the gate. Bringing us some of the funniest photos of Paris ever taken. A big thanks go out to my paparazzi brothers, for staying up late, and noticing that Paris was in rare form. I’ve been avoiding boring Paris, it’s seems like everyone’s had enough of her, but I love the monkey photos. Welcome back Paris.
…Stupid DEEP!!!

Paris drunk climbs Bel Air gate like a monkey

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A re-shoot for the new Britney Spears video, was in production yesterday, this time in Venice California. The video for the song “Get Back”, was scheduled to be shot a few weeks ago. The same day as the OK Magazine photo shoot meltdown. It’s safe to say she melted down twice that day. As I reported on this site, my inside sources told me the shoot was a complete disaster and waste of time. Britney barely showed up to work, and only appeared in a couple of shots before quitting for the day. As we found out later, she was in a rush to ditch the video shoot so she could have a weird topless jacuzzi party at the Downtown Standard Hotel.
During the first production day, witch I’m told Britney paid for herself, she showed up about 5 hours late. After the crew had been there for hours, she was in a shot of her walking on a downtown street. She then left again for a few hours, and when she came back, she wanted to do those crazy pole dance shots, that weren’t planned. She reportedly sobbed hysterically, during the routine, and apparently she looked “dead-eyed” and “disorientated” and became paranoid during her raunchy pole dance. My sources said, that Britney was rude, and she chain-smoked and drank an enormous amount of Red Bull throughout the shoot. At one point, Britney – who was wearing a black leather waistcoat, a pair of black hot pants and ripped fishnet tights – squatted on the floor and hugged her Yorkshire Terrier puppy London as she vacantly stared into space.

When it came time to shoot a bar scene, with a bunch of extras and a camera crane all set for her. She decided she didn’t want to shoot any more and called it a day. She then took one of the extras and went to The Standard and got naked. About 100 frustrated crew members were sent home after 18 hours on the Los Angeles shoot, without even coming close to completing the video. The good thing for the crew is that they got some more work out of it, Britney had to shell out some more cash to put together a complete re-shoot.
I’ve got calls out to my inside sources, to see how she behaved yesterday. It seems like she actually showed up and stayed all day, we’ll see.
Britney has gone completely crazy. What the hell happened to her? She used to be a top entertainer and very sexy, she’s turned into an ignorant pig. Anyone who can make K Fed look good, is pathetic. He filed papers today to get more custody of their kids, I think he should get it. She has gone insane, there is no saving her career, the best thing she could do right now is retire and check into Bellevue, for mental evaluation.
I hope the video came out OK.
…going DEEP!

Britney at The Standard jacuzzi, after ditching out of the first video shoot with an Extra.

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Apparently, as reported by the New York Post’s Page Six, comedian Jon Lovitz beat up Andy Dick at The Laugh Factory in West Hollywood, last week.

July 17, 2007 — IT was fight night at an L.A. comedy club last week when Jon Lovitz roughed up Andy Dick over the murder of their “Saturday Night Live” colleague, Phil Hartman.
Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, “Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose.” Lovitz told Page Six, “All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole.”
Lovitz and Dick have been at loggerheads since a 1997 Christmas party at Hartman’s house, five months before his troubled wife Brynn flipped out, fatally shooting Hartman, then killing herself. “Andy was doing cocaine, and he gave Brynn some after she had been sober for 10 years. Phil was furious about it – and then five months later he’s dead,” said Lovitz, adding that when he filled in on Hartman’s “Newsradio” sitcom, “I told Andy, ‘I wouldn’t be here now if you hadn’t given Brynn that cocaine.’ ”
Last year, Lovitz related, a drunken Dick strolled up to his table at Ago in West Hollywood, rudely downed his guests’ peach liqueur drinks, and “looked at me and said, ‘I put the “Phil Hartman hex” on you – you’re the next one to die.’ I said, ‘What did you say?’ and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don’t hit women.”

First of all I’ve worked with Andy Dick, on the horrible IFC TV show, “The Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman”. It seems like the only shows Andy Dick does are horrible and unfunny shows. My experience was that Andy Dick was in fact a dick. He thought who the hell he was, like he was a real celebrity or something. I suspected that he was on drugs from the second he stepped on the set, and he made my job more difficult having to chase him around. His talent or lack of it, certainly was not worth the trouble.
I find Jon Lovitz to be funny, and my experience with him (a one day shoot on the Danny DeVito movie “Matilda”), was that he was a great guy. Still, to hear that two comedians had a fight, is funny in itself.
I’m glad Dick got his ass kicked, it was probably as funny as he’s been at The Laugh Factory, in years.
By the way, the AGO, in West Hollywood, were they first had words, is one of my favorite restaurants in West Hollywood. Partly owned by Robert DeNiro, Ago is one of the best Italian restaurants in LA.
What a Dick…TOTALLY!

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OK, what the hell is going on with these two? Have you ever seen either one of them smile, just once? Every photo I’ve ever seen of them, they have that stupid pissed off look on their faces. Just a grin maybe? Why are they so angry? It couldn’t be because David Beckham signed an $80 million contract to play soccer for the Los Angeles Galaxy. Victoria Beckham is an ex Spice Girl, and still looks pretty good. What is their problem? The funny thing is, that he’s a has been, as far as British and international soccer goes. England’s national team doesn’t want him anymore, and he used to be the captain.
They escaped to the land of opportunity, and hit the jackpot. He is now the biggest name in Major League Soccer, and she’s some kind of LA celebrity. He’s an athlete that has a look, his name was used in the title of a successful film, and his wife was a Spice Girl. The perfect combination for Los Angeles, rich and friends of the Cruise’s. So come on Posh and Becks, cheer up a little bit. Americans like to see people smile, especially very fortunate celebrity people. Maybe she’s saving the cheerfulness for her new reality TV show. The show was produced by “American Idol” creator SIMON FULLER, “Victoria Beckham: Coming to America”. It was supposed to be a 6 episode series, NBC shrunk it to a one hour special.
I have to say the photos are a bit disturbing, all serious, and trying to be sexy. Is Becks wearing womans underwear? And what’s with all the tats? He better score some goals quick, or else they won’t last long over here not smiling.


David & Victoria Beckham, W Magazine.
…Cheeeeeeeeeeeeese…Deep!

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Paris Hilton went to Maui, Hawaii last week. She’s really not looking that great after the hard time in the joint. All pasty white and out of shape. One thing about Paris, as stupid and slutty as she was, she always had a hottness about her. She’s really not looking hot at all. She’s hanging at the beach in Maui with no friends, no bodyguards, no entourage, no boy toys. Could this be the first time we see pictures of Paris on a beach in a bikini, and not hear who she slept with the next day? She looks different, she’s been acting different… Oh my God! Has Paris really changed?... Say it ain’t so… Like she told Larry King, the new Paris.

Before Prison, pretty hot… After Prison, not so hot

Well it seems like the ordeal she went through has had an effect on her. I do hope that she’s smart enough to realize that she can’t just stumble through life without being accountable for herself. Hopefully this will change her life, and she will leave the parties behind, and become a philanthropist. No more falling in the street, or dancing on tables while guys grab her ass, or driving drunk without a license, or making sex tapes, or all the other cool stuff Paris did. Do you really think she can leave all that fun behind? We’ll see…

Here’s my favorite clip from the Paris Hilton interview on Larry King Live. She had me going there for a while. I was starting to think, hey maybe this girl has wisened up a little bit. Then she forgot what her favorite passage from the Bible was, it was downhill to the end from there. In closing, I think she said she wants to be a role model for young girls. Good Luck Paris.
…Stupid DEEP!

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After 23 days in jail, Paris Hilton is finally a free woman. The heiress was released from prison shortly after midnight on Tuesday. As she made her way out of the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California, she shook a few hands and hugged a few deputies before jumping into her parents’ waiting SUV. A source said that Paris was in “very high spirits” as she left and couldn’t believe she was finally free. We’re even told that a few deputies were sad to see her go, but that the Lynwood jail is happy Paris is gone, and they hope that things can now get back to normal. KTLA reported that Hilton went to her grandparents’ home in the Benedict Canyon area of Beverly Hills. She was sentenced to 45 days for the 2006 probation violation, but only served about half the term, gaining credit for good behavior.
“This is by far the hardest thing I have ever done,” she said in a statement. “I have had a lot of time to reflect, and have already learned a bitter, but important lesson from this experience.”

I’m sitting here in West Hollywood and I haven’t heard a helicopter yet. Thank God she decided to go to Beverly Hills, they don’t put up with that paparazzi helicopter bullsh*t over there. Although I heard the chase was on during her ride to BH. The photographers were practically running each other over at every red light.
So she did end up doing her time the right way, the whole sentence, no house arrest, no ugly ankle bracelet, and almost even in the real jail. Good for you Paris! Warm up that Bentley… See you at Hyde.
TOTALLY DEEP!

Paris Hilton back in Beverly Hills

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Brace yourselves West Hollywood residents, it’s been reported that Paris Hilton may be getting out of jail as soon as Tuesday (June 26). She’s supposed to be on LARRY KING LIVE, on Wednesday night.

The last time she got out, the media and paparazzi turned the West Hollywood area into what looked and sounded like a scene from “Apocalypse Now”, with all the helicopter traffic. The invasion started at 5 AM last time, and carried on all day. The Hollywood area was tied up for entire day. I hope they have the decency to let her out in the late afternoon this time. FREE PARIS!… for God’s sake it’s about time… but later in the day please.

Inside sources say, Paris has been so cooperative with the LAPD and the prison guards, they are considering making her their official mascot. She already has the uniform.
…THAT’S DEEP!

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