Hollywood Deep

Paris out and about after the Emmys Sunday night in Hollywood

I hate the boring Paris Hilton. Ever since she got out of jail, she has been trying to be good and has became really boring, no comedy at all. She wants to work for charities, she wants to have babies, she hasn’t been posing for the paparazzi, no funny comments. The only interesting thing she’s done since getting out of the joint, was go out with Vincent Chase from ENTOURAGE (I’m sure she thinks that’s really his name).
Until Sunday night, at an Emmys after party in Hollywood. Paris was at Les Deux Nightclub boozing it up with some friends all night. As she stumbled out of the club at 2AM, she was trying to avoid the photographers and staggered into a puddle of disgusting dirty Hollywood bum piss water, and almost fell. As she was steadied by her driver and friends, she screamed, “…I’m going to get aids”

I guess she thought the bum water could give her aids. Later that evening the driver took her home, at least she learned enough not to drive after a drunken night. When they got to her Parent’s mansion in Bel Air at 3AM, she realized she had forgot the keys. Having the courtesy not to wake up anyone in the house, she told the driver to hold her shoes and decided to drunk climb the gate. Bringing us some of the funniest photos of Paris ever taken. A big thanks go out to my paparazzi brothers, for staying up late, and noticing that Paris was in rare form. I’ve been avoiding boring Paris, it’s seems like everyone’s had enough of her, but I love the monkey photos. Welcome back Paris.
…Stupid DEEP!!!

Paris drunk climbs Bel Air gate like a monkey

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