Hollywood Deep

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony star in a new movie coming out this week, “El Cantante”. It has been called by reviewers, unwatchable. It’s Lopez’s first movie since “Gigli”, she went into hiding after, saying that she took time off to work on her marriage.

“Since I got married, the focus has really been my marriage and my life. It was a conscious decision to pull away and find out a different way to live where I wasn’t on the cover of tabloids all the time.”

First of all she really had to focus on busting up Marc Anthony’s previous marriage and family. Then she made the conscience decision to pull away, because she never really starred in a good movie, never really sang a song, never really had much talent at all, and she never really was very nice about it. To her credit she realized that she could only fool people for so long. People were tired of her and her attitude, she totally played herself out. Her nastiness and arrogance not only turned off her fans, but also film producers had enough of her and her demands. JLO was all about getting as much as she can out of any situation. Demanding everything she could imagine, and not ever saying thank you. Even the people from her home in the Bronx NY, hate her, they think she’s a big phony.

I worked with Jen, early in her career on the Steven Soderbergh film “Out of Sight”, her best movie. She wasn’t even JLO back then, but she was still greedy and arrogant. She thought everyone was out to screw her, so she was going to screw them first. I remember thinking, who the hell does this broad think she is? She made our lives very difficult most of the time, with her selfishness. She always needed to be treated with kit gloves, and could blow up at any moment. One thing I will say for her is, that she was a hard worker. Always on time and always had done her homework. There is something to be said for that, but she just wasn’t fun to be around. She also gave me a crappy bottle of cologne for Christmas during the filming. That was kind of nice of her, I was told by her assistant that Jen did like me. I felt so honored… she still busted my balls every chance she got.
I’ve heard and the reviews say that, “El Cantante” is the worst movie since the last Jennifer Lopez teams up with her man movie, and if someone manages to make a worse film this year that’ll be quite an accomplishment. We all thought that some day someone would make a worse movie then “Gigli”. It turns out that that Jenny From The Block, went and topped it herself. Because she has been so nasty over the years, people love that her movie is a stinker, and can’t wait to call her on it. Poor Marc Anthony, he left his Miss Universe wife and kid, to get dragged down to the gutter by JLO.
Hey if you act like a self indulgent nasty bitch long enough, that’s how people will think of you.
Good Luck with the movie Jen.
…Totally DEEP!

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