
**PARIS HILTON UPDATE** Oh My God! I can’t believe the Paris circus has continued and got bigger. I live about 5 minutes from Paris’ house. Since yesterday morning, when everyone realized she got out of jail, there has been at least 2 helicopters hovering over her house, and polluting the air with noise. Also an airplane pulling a message saying, WE LOVE YOU PARIS. I went to bed hearing the helicopters, woke up this morning hearing them, and as I write this they are still there. The last time I saw and heard so many copters over West Hollywood was during the Rodney King riots. What does everyone think is going to happen with Paris? Is she going to come running out of her house, get tackled by the cops and pounded with nightsticks? Pounded with a nightstick, that reminds me of a night I met Paris at a party a couple of years ago. I got myself invited to party she was throwing at a club in Hollywood, called VINYL.
I really tagged along with someone who knows her. It was fun, Hugh Hefner was there with a ton of hot Playboy models and just as many security guards that kept everyone away from them. Mini Me was there also, with his really hot full sized girlfriend, I think she was one of the Playboy Bunnies too. Mini got so drunk, at the end of the night, his hot girlfriend had to carry him out of there like a baby, funny stuff. Anyway Paris was real F***ed up, I figured she must have been on a couple of hits of X at least, she was dancing like a maniac. I saw her duck out to the outside lounge. Of course I stepped out after her, and no one else was out there, just her and I . She turned and looked at me, I smiled big and said, “hey Paris Thank You so much for inviting me to your party, you’re so sweet, and you look great…” In her stupor she thought she knew me, and came over and pretty much collapsed into me as I stood against a wall. I gave her a cigarette and we smoked. She could barely put a sentence together, it was perfect, I thought I was in there, my lucky night with Paris. Just as I slipped my arm around her because it was a little chilly out there, even though she was sweating like a pig. A group of her girlfriends, maybe 5 or 6 of them came busting through the back door, like they were the police. They looked at me like I was raping her, I thought I was going to get pounded. They tore her away from me, as they gave me dirty looks, and disappeared into the crowd inside. She looked at me, I looked her as she was being pulled away. Neither of us said anything, but I know she wanted my nightstick. I really feel if her friends didn’t show up I might of gotten some hot Paris Hilton sex right there on the spot. I’ve run into to her a bunch of times since then. She always looks at me like she knows me but can’t figure out where from. What can you do?… Another night in… Hollywood DEEP !
For the record she looked really sexy that night, she was at an awards show the night before, and had posed for some of the hottest pictures I ever seen of her. Nikki Hilton was there too. See Photos above.
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6 responses so far ↓
1 johnny cry // Jun 8, 2007 at 2:00 pm
What up with the copters last nite. They were driving me and the mrs insane.
2 admin // Jun 8, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Did you get a pic of mini me being carried out! LOL!!! If so post it!
3 lawrencen // Jun 8, 2007 at 3:01 pm
Dude…you blew it!!
4 phramis1 // Jun 8, 2007 at 3:31 pm
You are Totali Risoli. Another chance will come your way…
5 speedypete69 // Jun 9, 2007 at 2:55 pm
You would’ve gotten Herpes anyway.
6 gara // Jun 12, 2007 at 1:10 pm
i am so blessed to be the person who brought you to the party! way to make it count risolz!
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