Hollywood Deep

Paris gets out of jail. I set the Under/ Over for how much time Paris would do at 10 days. Personally I thought they would have let her out after 2 days. She was officially “reassigned” the morning of her 5th day. I figured they’d let her out because the prison was overcrowded, like they did with Michele Rodriguez after 2 hours of her 30 day sentence. The real reason for both probably was that the Sheriffs, Guards, and inmates couldn’t stand either them for another minute.
Officially they’re saying they let Paris Hilton, out of jail for undisclosed medical reasons. Wasn’t herpes medicine found in her storage space? I think it was called VALTREX. Must be be the herpes then, I hear its very contagious, especially in a womans prison, with all that hot womans prison sex going on.
She was originally sentenced to 45 days in jail, but that was reduced to 23. She served a total of five days the normal stay for a violation of this kind. Her five days began Sunday night and concluded early Thursday morning. LA County Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore says that Paris Hilton has been fitted for an ankle bracelet and put under house arrest for the next 40 days, after authorities decided to release Paris from jail due to medical reasons. She got out of jail just after 2:00 AM, Thursday morning. Whitmore says he cannot release details about Paris’ “medical issue” due to confidentiality, but said that medical officials “constantly examined” her while she was in jail. Paris Hilton will be under house confinement in her West Hollywood home for 40 days. After the 40 days are up, Whitmore says she will have “fulfilled her debt to society.”
Whitmore made it clear that Paris was not released early — she was reassigned. She is technically still in custody. Paris will be under house confinement in her West Hollywood home for 40 days, where she has a 3000-4000 ft. radius of freedom. Anyone who thinks she’s still in custody at her West Hollywood luxury pad, is an idiot. The people who had UNDER 10 days are the winners, for sure.
What happened to her wanting to do her time the right way? This is going to ruin her street cred. I guess if she gets to finish paying her debt to society sipping frozen strawberry margaritas by the pool, screw the street cred. She still gets more credit then Lindsey Lohan in Malibu. Totally Risoli GOING DEEP…

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