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**PARIS UPDATE**
So what did Paris Hilton think of Sarah Silverman’s jokes about her at the MTV Movie Awards Sunday night? “She’s a f-ing bitch,” an Us Weekly reporter overheard her saying in the green room. “I hate her.”
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Paris Hilton goes to jail, the inmates are going to love that cute little mugshot smirk. The Heiress checked into the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood just after 11:30 p.m. Sunday. She’s expected to serve three weeks for violating her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.
The 26-year-old surrendered herself to sheriff’s deputies after making a surprise visit to the MTV Movie Awards in the afternoon. Where she was replacing Lindsey Lohan, who could not make her scheduled MTV appearance due to being in rehab.

“I am trying to be strong right now,” she told reporters on the red carpet. “I’m ready to face my sentence. Even though this is a really hard time, I have my family, my friends and my fans to support me.”
“I did have a choice to go to a pay jail,” Hilton said Sunday, without giving details. “But I declined because I feel like the media portrays me in a way that I’m not and that’s why I wanted to go to county, to show that I can do it and I’m going to be treated like everyone else. I’m going to do the time, I’m going to do it the right way.”
Hilton turned herself in at the Men’s Central Jail in downtown Los Angeles just after 10:30 p.m., then was escorted to the all women’s facility in Lynwood, where she was booked, fingerprinted and issued a jail uniform, Whitmore said.

Well, Paris tricked all of us, we weren’t expecting her to check into jail until Tuesday. That sly fox, hey maybe that could be her jail nickname, Sly Foxx, it kind of fits. With the extra X, for extra X rated hot woman’s prison sex. She has not been assigned a roommate yet, but hopefully she’ll be hot, and maybe the Guards will video tape them.
Well at least she decided to do her time the right way, and not in one of those pay jails. Wait, Pay Jail? What is that? I’ll have to remember that the next time I get busted. Doing time the right way, will give her some street cred., a lot more then Lindsey’s going to end up with after doing her time at Promises Malibu. Good Luck Paris!
The under over on how much time Paris does in jail, I have at 10 days. She was sentenced to 45 days, and that was reduced to 23 days. We shall see. See Poll.

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